
The mascots for the 2012 Olympic Games in London have been unveiled and... oh me, oh my. The response to Wenlock and Mandeville, the mascots, has been unforgiving. The New York Times, being generous, called them "science-fiction versions of Gumby." London's less charitable Telegraph called them "patronising rubbish."
The reasoning behind their weirdness certainly has something to do with the 18 months it took to create them and 40 (40!) focus groups that influenced their design. Each amorphous "Gumby" boasts a light atop its head representing (in case you were wondering) London's taxi cabs, a single eye (representing, um, the London Eye?) and bracelets representing the five Olympic rings - not day-glo rave bracelets. Hang on: seems the single eye is meant to evoke a video camera. Hmm. Makes perfect sense for a nation deep in debate about becoming a surveillance state.
An informal survey at the Brandchannel watercooler gave the concept the following scores (on a scale of 1-10):
WTF Factor: 9
Spirit of the Games Factor: 3
Overall Score: 2
Wenlock and Mandeville prompted us to go back and look at some Olympic mascots of the past. Scorecards ready?

Mascot: Athena and Phevos
Games: 2004 - Greece
Bio: Meant to evoke some ancient Greek dolls, some called these twins "genitalia," while others questioned if they were "melted Bart Simpson dolls." But more than being indescribable, the mascots appear wholly without athleticism.
WTF Factor: 9
Spirit of the Games Factor: 2
Overall Score: 2

Mascot: Amik
Games: 1976 - Montreal
Bio: While this black beaver does little to inspire a desire to engage in sports, he perfectly evokes the host country and boasts a bold design sensibility.
WTF Factor: 2
Spirit of the Games Factor: 5
Overall Score: 5

Mascot: Hodori and Hosuni
Games: 1988 - Seoul
Bio: Smiling tiger's Korean headgear aimed to evoke the host nation while sticking safely with a creature children could identify with.
WTF Factor: 1
Spirit of the Games Factor: 8
Overall Score: 7

Mascot: Izzy
Games: 1996 - Atlanta
Bio: The gold standard in mascots gone wrong against which all future Olympic mascot disasters will be measured. The name "Izzy" is derived from "What is it?" If you encountered Izzy, you would immediately have him Tased. Or ask, "Izzy for real?!"
WTF Factor: 11
Spirit of the Games Factor: 1
Overall Score: 1

Mascot: Waldi
Games: 1972 - Munich
Bio: A little trippy and a little bold, the Bavarian dachshund is a design truly of its period. The first (and probably last) mascot to evoke the Games' "gaiety."
WTF Factor: 4
Spirit of the Games Factor: 7
Overall Score: 6

Mascot: Schuss
Games: 1968 - Grenoble
Bio: Though technically unofficial, Schuss was the Olympics first mascot. Simple, resonant, Schussie was, literally, a ball on skis.
WTF Factor: 7
Spirit of the Games Factor: 8
Overall Score: 4